No He Didn't

The other day my roommate Leo and i went to CVS and as we ran around in the store we ran into a Justin Beaver tooth brush  and the crazy thing was that it sings to you as you brush your teeth yea i was like "no he didn't" then just last night i remembered that i needed to go down to the library and Leo came to keep me company it was 8pm and we got on the elevator on the 3rd floor to go down to ground floor and the elevator started to act up it would not go down the door keeps opening and closing i was like "no he didn't" so we decided to get out and take the stairs before we got stuck. as we walked down the stairs we could still hear it opening and closing the door. when we got to the ground floor we was the elevator was open and its door began to close again so Leo and i have come to the conclusion that the ghost in the elevator wanted to ride it alone. to top all this off this weekend i gave Leo my meal card for her to stalk up for me when i want home then she texts me when im at home and tells me that the guy at the cafe didn't let here i was like "no he didn't" it was a no he didn't weekend hope next weekend is better.

 (this is Leo)